Spears loses custody

Britney Spears has lost custody and visitation rights of her children until 1/14 when she goes back to court. Last night she held them hostage for over an hour as police were called.

Advice on the choice of a mistress

Sex advice from an ol’ timer. 
 
Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).
June 25, 1745
My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It [...]

Top 10 reasons people drive like shit in Los Angeles

10. They are pissed off gas is so expensive.
9. Nothing is close together so they have to drive fast to get anywhere in a timely fashion.
8. They think it looks cool to go faster then others.
7. They are in competition with everyone for everything including lane position.
6. They drink too much coffee from Starbucks because it’s [...]

Daniel Baldwin is in legal trouble?

He is always complaining about porn.